May 2012
whitefolk:
melpeezy:
wat do canadians give thanks for
being so close to america
1 tag
petewentzemoloser:
the clean version of vampire money is my second favorite thing about danger days omg
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
1 tag
I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus bear with...
bei-fong-appreciation-blog:
1 tag
pussybeard:
When people still call themselves trolls
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
3 tags
Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*
blogsaretough:
cuntraceptives:
blogsaretough:
did you know that running is something some people do on purpose
running is great. expands your lungs and shit, plus all the pain pays off when those endorphins kick in and turn you into a happy mess.
shut the fuck up
me: *throws neopoints at my strippers*
The Harry Potter Fandom Can Do Anything. →
hellyeahharryfreakingpotter:
We can make a puppet show.
We can make a musical.
We can make a second musical.
We can cross two Harry Potter related things and make it hysterical.
We can take a famous line from the movie and change it.
We can take pictures from the movie and make it look like a picture from another movie.
We can take things way too literally.
We can take quote...
richwhitelesbian:
im so glad i met the internet
3 tags
11 tags
